Scientists Develop Surgical Lightsaber [x]
Elliott: So the question now is do you spend thousands upon thousands of dollars for a tiny little Lightsaber, or do you hold out for a full sized Lightsaber so you can finally chop your dad’s hand off.
Joe: Wait what!? Why would I chop my - oh, I get it. If I’m gonna get a Lightsaber I gotta go all the way. So I’m gonna get my Lightsaber first, my real life Lightsaber, then I’m gonna get a couple of droids to follow me around everywhere I go, then you go on an adventure, then you get your dad to stand really close to you and then you chop off his hand.
Elliott: Hey, Dad, come here. Hey do you wanna see my new Lightsaber?
Joe: Oh, that’s really nice son.
Elliott: Do you wanna put your hand on it?
Joe: Oh wow, let me just put my hand out here.
Elliott: -slices-
Joe: Oh! You got me! You got me!
