i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry
tips on how to properly enter my room:
- do not
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
AND THEN TREKKIES EVERYWHERE YODELED AT THAT ONE SHOT OF JIM KIRK AT THE BEGINNING OF THE HEROES MONTAGE
[knocks on your door] do you accept ellen degeneres as your one and only true oscars host
lupita has won. my purpose has been fulfilled. i can now transform to a million sparkles and find my rightful place making the very light around her shine. there is order in the universe.