why the fuck is there so much stigma surrounding going to the movies by yourself why the fuck do you need someone to help you sit in the dark and look at a wall for two hours “oh look at that dork they don’t even have a friend to ignore for the entire duration of this event”
"i bet they didn’t like pacific rim" has become the worst invective i can say about a person
see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?
that girl you saw crying today? she was crying over bucky barnes.
Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?
what they say: i’m fine
what they mean: In the darkness, two shadows, reaching through the hopeless, heavy dusk. Their hands meet, and light spills in a flood, like a hundred golden urns pouring out the sun.
You should date someone who supports you and wants you to succeed, like a sober companion. Date someone who knows your sordid past but doesn’t walk away. Date someone who is willing to meet your parents, even when you tell them it’s a pointless idea. Date some one who is articulate and a damn find dresser. Date someone who has pretty long black hair. Lucy Liu. You should date Lucy Liu.
Because the tantrums that dudes throw upon seeing the word ‘misandry’ is too hilarious to pass up.